Flip Flop Flying

Another batch of stupid bloody drawings

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April 10th, 2014 at 9:07 pm

Sign “O” the Times

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I made a chart about Prince’s magnificent 1987 album. Here.

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April 10th, 2014 at 2:59 pm

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Falling

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Age is a funny thing. I am 43, but I don’t feel it. I have some grey hair in my beard, but I’ve got a full head of hair, I have no children, and I live an artist’s life. Then something happens, and I feel 73. My girlfriend and I were at a wedding reception on Saturday night. All going well. Looking as sharp as can be hoped for in a black suit, white shirt, and black tie. (I can do weddings, funerals, and reservoir dogs in this combo.)

We drank some, and they had tacos. The reception was being held in the house of the groom’s parents. It had a garden with a tent and stuff. Inside the house on the ground floor was a bathroom, with a pink drawing of a woman on it. Ladies loo. Upstairs were two. Another for women, one for dudes.

Now, I had been drinking, but in moderation. If I drove a car I would’ve been over the limit, but I could walk and basically do stuff in a non-slurring, non-stumbling state. I’d been to the toilet. And as I left the room, saw an old lady (the groom’s grandmother) coming out of one of the other upstairs rooms. She was tiny. Grey hair, grey skin, grey pyjamas. She looked at me, I smiled, she didn’t smile back.

I continued looking at her as I walked down the stairs. She shuffled at a snail’s pace towards the bathroom. In my head, I joked with myself that maybe she was a ghost. Poor old dear, shuffling along dead slow. I came to the bend in the stairs where each step goes from being a rectangle to a wedge and, still looking up, felt that one of my feet wasn’t where it should be: it wasn’t touching a step.

Time, that cliche, slowed down. I’m going to fall, I thought. My other foot lost its grip. I am falling, I thought. I saw people stood near the bottom of the stairs. I am falling down some stairs. I was very conscious of that thought. This is happening. I went head first. Shoulders, hips, knees hitting each step. Somehow I did a half twist before coming to the bottom of the stairs. I lay on my back. I looked up at men in suits and women in dresses looking down at me. Everything below my hips was still there, laying on the steps. I could get up, just cos I couldn’t use my legs to stand. I was a bit dazed. A couple of fellas grabbed my arms and pulled me up. They and the women asked if I was okay. “Si, todo bien. Gracias.” A woman looked concerned and asked again. “Si, si.”

I went back to the table where my girlfriend was sat. I told her about it. And then I felt old. And like a child at the same time. Old, because when you hear of old people breaking hips or arms, they always talk about it like they are annoyed at their failing bodies or the stupidity of the incident that lead to the injury. Young, because I had tore a hole in my suit trousers. Not since school days have I had a hole in my trousers (aside from, y’know, grungy jean holes). That memory of getting a hole in the trousers of your school uniform and dreading showing your mum after school.

I pulled up my trouser leg, women (naturally) swooned at the sight of such delightful pale English flesh, and saw a two-inch gash. I say “gash,” but I’d just skinned my knee and shin. The middle finger on my non-writing hand hurt. But no actual damage, apart from to my ego.

All I’m left with is some ruined trousers, a feeling of stupidity, and the fear that an old lady that looks like a ghost is chuckling to herself about that dumb English fucker who fell down the stairs.

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March 31st, 2014 at 3:27 pm

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Kraftwerk baseball uniforms

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March 13th, 2014 at 6:10 pm

Baseball drawings for NotGraphs

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If you a fan of baseball, and like the stuff I do about baseball, you may be interested to know that I recently began contributing to FanGraphs. Specifically, for NotGraphs, the less serious site of the site. I’m gonna be doing something every week, on a Wednesday. I’ve done a handful of them so far, including drawings of baseball stadiums done with my weaker right hand. All the drawings I did for NotGraphs are line drawings, but here’s a coloured-in version of the Dodger Stadium drawing. My stuff can be found here:
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/author/craig-robinson/

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February 21st, 2014 at 1:42 pm

Bad photos of pen drawings I did in Barcelona

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February 21st, 2014 at 1:29 pm

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Italian tourist

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February 21st, 2014 at 1:00 pm

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Wet Northern Line map

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:59 pm

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Should’ve been a cover star

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:58 pm

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Lincoln notes

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Pink faces, megarider bus pass
Screaming child, judgemental passengers
Grim arses, shapeless clothes
£2.00 a day, hot Lincolnshire sausage rolls
Polish delicatessen, international goods
Please do not abuse our staff
Neck tattoos, shaved head, Super Dry
Pink hair dye, imitation Uggs
Latte or pot of tea for one
Fuck off you cunt, pint of Batemans
Ham and cheese panini, free wi-fi
Charity sweets and cheese sticks
Gym/fitness opportunity, to let
Chewing bubbly, reading All About Soaps
It’ll be a couple of minutes, duck
Red dry skin, it’s fucking cold (sounds like “code”)
“Couldn’t” sounds like “cunt”
Fat leggings, beer belly in LCFC grey sweatshirt
E-cigs and roll-ups, beautiful cathedral

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:53 pm

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The Jolly Brewer

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It’s just a pub, of course, but for me, and I imagine, for plenty of people I know from Lincoln, this pub was more than just a pub. Back in the day, when you were likely to get beaten up for not wearing a white shirt and hair gel and for liking “weird music,” to have a pub like the Brewer in a small shitty town like Lincoln was fantastic. I had a few pints in there when I was back. They still had the Pixies on the jukebox, and the tables and upholstery hasn’t changed. I love that place and always will.

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:52 pm

Drawings from the past couple of months, Pt. 7

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Here’s some drawings that I did with a couple of apps that I use a lot, but haven’t combined before. I did line drawings with the Paper app, then imported those into the Brushes app and coloured them in, and kinda scratched away some of the colour to expose the lines from the original drawing.

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:49 pm

More drawings of people in Harris + Hoole cafe, in Barnet

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A follow-up to this post of more drawings done in a cafe.

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:28 pm

Drawings from the past couple of months, Pt. 6

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:21 pm

Miley Cyrus

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:08 pm

Martin Freeman

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:07 pm

Pet Shop Boys

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:07 pm

Football boots

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:05 pm

Drawings from the past couple of months, Pt. 5

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:04 pm

Drawings from the past couple of months, Pt. 4

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February 21st, 2014 at 12:02 pm