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Introducing Phyllis

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Okay, so it’s St. Valentine’s Day. And I done gone found a love song for you. Not wishing to big myself up too much, but I think I’ve produced something quite quite special. You might even come to think of me as your own Phil Spector or something (without the spook hair and murder charges, of course).
I’d like to present to you the singing talents of Phyllis Knopfler, a wonderful pop/rock vocalist, fresh out of prison, with a sultry smokey voice destined to get all you fellas aroused in your trousers.
I was so impressed with her that I immediated got her into my studio to lay down some tracks. With a little bit of help from GarageBand, some sweat, a few tears, and several packs of fags, we came up with this scintillating version of Bryan Adams’ wonderful ballad (Everything I Do) I Do It For You.
I know you’ll love it!

Written by Craig

February 14th, 2006 at 5:34 pm

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  1. *lol* And there she paddled away! Oh god, that was so funny. It’s a crying shame she never hooked up with J Cash – they would’ve been a match made in heaven!


    14 Feb 06 at 18:28

  2. Brought tears to my eyes…

    (diplomatic answer here)

    What can I say Craig, wow!

    I keep seeing one of Marge Simpsons sisters.


    15 Feb 06 at 21:53

  3. That was scary, promise you’ll never do it again!


    20 Feb 06 at 09:27

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