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Ho hum

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Feel free to complete these sentences if you can be bothered.

1. England’s exit from the World Cup was _______.
2. Rooney’s red card was _______.
3. I am _______ that Sven Göran Eriksson is going.
4. Cristiano Ronaldo is a _______.
5. I really hope _______ win the World Cup now.

Written by Craig

July 2nd, 2006 at 2:00 pm

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  1. 1. unfair
    2. justified
    3. unbothered
    4. cheating cunt
    5. Germany

    jenni

    2 Jul 06 at 2:22 pm

  2. 1. predictable
    2. even more so
    3. grateful
    4. prick
    5. Italy

    R

    2 Jul 06 at 3:28 pm

  3. 1. predictable (by the time the shoot-out started they were basically dead, ricardo/euro 2004)
    2. the result of frustration and lack of discipline by a young player (but he’s in good company, beckham/france 1998)
    3. sure that Sven Göran Eriksson is going to take the money and run ;)
    4. obviously nothing like baggio and beckham
    5. portugal (they deserve it)

    kleiner freund

    2 Jul 06 at 3:52 pm

  4. 1. deserved
    2. foolish. so foolish.
    3. willing
    4. fart-face
    5. that germany doesn´t

    max

    2 Jul 06 at 5:40 pm

  5. 1. England’s exit from the World Cup was unfortunate.
    2. Rooney’s red card was totally deserved.
    3. I am indifferent that Sven Göran Eriksson is going.
    4. Cristiano Ronaldo is a(n) idiot who is going to get jumped on the pitch Manchester.
    5. I really hope Germany wins the World Cup now.

    Regina

    2 Jul 06 at 7:40 pm

  6. 1. Frustratingly familiar.
    2. Probably the right decision.
    3. Glad.
    4. Vain little sod.
    5. Anyone but Germany.

    Anonymous

    2 Jul 06 at 9:17 pm

  7. 1. televised
    2. clearly held aloft to a nation’s dismay
    3. aware
    4. strangely long-necked man with uncontrollable pout.
    5. the dalek/cybermen alliance

    Lee Farmie

    2 Jul 06 at 11:21 pm

  8. He does, huh? His neck is way too thick for such a slender fella. And he looks like The Grinch. Except he’s not green.

    Craig

    2 Jul 06 at 11:23 pm

  9. 1.only matched in predictablity by the unjustified hype that surrounds England everytime they play
    2.laughingly deserved
    3.utterly glad (an embaressment in such an important ambassadorial role)
    4.cowardly,self-important,over-hyped show pony. He should always play for Mancs as he’s their epitome.
    5.I would have said Portugal had it not been for the Show Pony…so…Italia

    (good news : All LFC players return unscathed…except Kewell who will just have to lay off the port)

    Lee

    3 Jul 06 at 4:53 am

  10. 1. as painful as ever
    2. given by a Argentian ref (say no more)
    3. slightly erect
    4. turd on the sole of my shoe, piece of bacteria under my toilet rim, pile of sick outside a kebab hut, bogey from a dead tramps nose, a tart who pouts when he see’s himself on the big screen, dead man walking when Rooney see’s him at the Man Utd training ground. bout as likely to get as much shit as Graham Poll next season in the Premiership.
    5. Togo

    Dave Brown

    3 Jul 06 at 9:30 am

  11. 1 … a bad dream and we’re all going to wake up soon
    2 … a bit orangey
    3 … past caring
    4 … complete winker
    5 … Germany

    Ian

    3 Jul 06 at 10:45 am

  12. 1… :)
    2… he kicked carvalhos’ balls ;(
    3… he must be happy
    4… kid
    5… Pooor-tu-gaaal :O

    diogo

    3 Jul 06 at 11:13 am

  13. 1. met with amazing indifference in Glasgow.
    2. the result of his barely controllable rage swelling as his metatarsal went the other way
    3. … convinced … … to make a mint when he writes his ‘memoirs’.
    4. marked man, if the front pages of the British tabloids are to be believed this morning.
    5. Ally’s Tartan Army

    Ian Mac

    3 Jul 06 at 11:19 am

  14. 1. ..early
    2. ..mysterious, what did he say?
    3. ..sure (wasn’t that decided before the wc?)
    4. ..good footballer, who’ll be a great one.
    5. ..France

    Stefan

    3 Jul 06 at 11:44 am

  15. 1- boring
    2- what the little prick deserved
    3- unmoved (but slightly amused)
    4- a little prick like Rooney with a better hair-style
    5- Peace

    Anonymous

    3 Jul 06 at 12:03 pm

  16. 1. Predictable once it went to extra time
    2. A wake up call to the press who have spent the past few months deifying him
    3. Indifferent
    4. Smug little man who must be hoping nothing will stop his transfer to Real Madrid
    5. Italy

    hitch

    3 Jul 06 at 1:23 pm

  17. 1. Expected
    2. Justified
    3. Non-plussed
    4. Arrogant ****
    5. Germany

  18. 1. 100% justified
    2. just what he deserved.
    3. sure
    4. smart player
    5. Germany

    pieter

    3 Jul 06 at 3:26 pm

  19. 1) pbbbbbbbt.
    2) unfortunately deserved.
    3) cheering in the streets
    4) cad. Please god, send him to Madrid.
    5) Zizzou & co.

    CuRoi

    3 Jul 06 at 3:37 pm

  20. 1. Obvious. They keep playing a 70′s game football.

    2. A blessing. Pushing people around isn’t quite what Fifa calls “fair play”.

    3. Numb

    4. a wanna-be Brazilian soccer player. Who knows, he might get there one day.

    5. Portugal

    Brasileiro Puto

    3 Jul 06 at 6:26 pm

  21. yer Gramps looks like a cool motherfucker

    Anonymous

    4 Jul 06 at 5:55 am

  22. 1. predictable
    2. foolish
    3. neutral
    4. great footballer
    5. Italy!!!!!!!

    Anonymous

    4 Jul 06 at 6:47 am

  23. predictable
    well deserved
    not bothered
    wimp
    germany

    Anonymous

    4 Jul 06 at 10:13 am

  24. 1. as predictable as Brazil’s wasn’t.
    2. slightly redder than Wales, a little less red than my sunburnt nose.
    3. pretty certain
    4. bad person to clubbing in Manchester with.
    5. I

    Anonymous

    5 Jul 06 at 12:59 am

  25. 1. England’s exit from the World Cup was sad.
    2. Rooney’s red card was desrved. (he stepped on the guys nads… come on now.).
    3. I am unmoved that Sven Göran Eriksson is going.
    4. Cristiano Ronaldo is a sexyyyyyyyyy.
    5. I really hope Italy wins the World Cup now.

    Rosy

    6 Jul 06 at 8:53 pm

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