According to Wikipedia, there were four notable people born on the same day as me, 22 September 1970: rapper Mystikal, footballer Emmanuel Petit, baseball player Mike Matheny, and actor Rupert Penry-Jones.
Here are some of the things that they’ve done, that I wish I’d done:
Scored a goal in the World Cup final.
Had a 12-year Major League Baseball career.
Had a US number one album.
Dated Kylie Minogue.
Here’s some of the things I’ve done that come closest to what they have done:
Scored a goal for Manor Leas junior school team.
Played softball in Berlin’s mixed softball league.
Bought several US number one albums.
Dated a girl with the same initials as Kylie Minogue.
Still, it’s not all a list of poor substitutes (no offence, Kate); at least I’m not in Louisiana State Penitentiary for sexual battery and extortion like Mystikal is.