I had a very nice walk with my pal Ben along the northern bank of the River Thames a couple of days ago; from Kew Bridge to Hammersmith Bridge. And very enjoyable it was too. It felt longer than the four-ish miles it is.
And it was a joy to spend that much time chatting and giggling with an old friend. We spent a lot of time wondering how disgusting various quantities of different food might be.
For example; eating a square metre of fried egg white. Or eating a brick of marzipan. Drinking a pint of hot butter, or a pint of aspic. Having a leaf-blower blow a crushed croissant’s flakes right down your throat. Or wearing a complete fried chicken’s skin as a helmet and eating your way out.
Anyway, here’s some photos of the Thames.