Going back to the subject of “My Heart Will Go On”: what could possibly be worse than Celine Dion’s version? No, it’s not a trick question. The correct answer is a panpipes, backing tape, and CD-Rs-with-colour-photocopy-insert-for-sale busker’s version. Woo hoo. I just knew you would want me to record a video and put in on YouTube; so that’s what I did. (The background noise is the generator powering Señor Panpipes’ equipment.)
While we’re on the subject: Celine Dion’s heart will go on what? Strike? Holiday? “American Idol”? Or, (a joke for “Father Ted” fans only), go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on? It makes no sense. And even if you twist your mind and assume it means her heart will continue to love the person in question, it’s just bad syntax, right? That’s why you keep on coming back to Flip Flop Flying, isn’t it? For the topical chatter.