The other day, my pal Dana and I were discussing how much fun it is to watch Ichiro Suzuki, right fielder for the Seattle Mariners. He’s fantastic, one of the best players in baseball. Last night, the missus and I went to see the Mariners play the Texas Rangers and for a portion of the game, we sat in the upper deck in right field, above where Ichiro was playing. He’s so fascinating to watch, even when he’s not actually doing much baseball-playin’. He’s a fidgeter. So I took a ton of photographs and made some animated GIFs. Wish I had the time and will to put these to some nineties Euro dance music, but, y’know, you can imagine the soundtrack in your head.