A couple of minutes into softball practice, playing first base, I moved to my right to get a ground ball, my ankle buckled, and this was the result. Pretty much the worst pain ever experienced by any human, I’d wager*.
* I’m joking. It does hurt, though.
And it’s more swollen now than it was when I took the photo, too.
And yes, my feet do look really veiny. Weird, huh?
And, to those fey hipster kids walking four abreast as I hobbled down the street, refusing to move out of the way for a cripple: if I see you again, I’ll box your stupid ears in…