Flip Flop Flying

I’ve been trying to stay vaguely unsmutty recently, and have resisted posting a picture of one of the big billboard posters that the CDU and Angela Merkel were using to try and get people to vote for them. Every time I see this billboard of Angie… well, erm, I can’t help but think she’s demonstrating the breadth of her vagina.

Like I say, I tried. But the thing that made me titter too much and forced me to post the above picture was the headline in one of the newspapers today:

With that headline, it’s impossible not to think that she’s giving the driver a quick hand job.

Sorry, we’ll get out of the gutter tomorrow when I’ll be answering the question: Joseph or Marcel? Which is the best Proust.