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Oh Andie, it’s so easy to mock you

without comments

Written by Craig

August 24th, 2010 at 5:26 pm

Posted in Silly

Brief conversations

with 2 comments

Brief conversations between sea-based creatures and their land-based namesakes.

SEA HORSE: You’re quite a majestic creature. I am happy we share a name.
HORSE: Yep, me too, actually. You’re very pretty.

SEA LION: You’re the king of the jungle, right? Awesome! I am happy we share a name, although I think you might be a tad disappointed with me.
LION: Well, I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a wee bit perplexed, but you seem nice enough.

SEA URCHIN: You’re a bit dirty. Maybe you’d smell nicer if you had a wash, young man.
URCHIN: Cor blimey, guv’nor, if it ain’t a talkin’ spikey thing! Spare us a shilling?

CAT FISH: I’ve seen you on the Internet, you’re funny. You can has cheezburger! LOL!
CAT: Oh shush, you damn fool, I’m trying to take a nap.

SEA CUCUMBER: Really? A fucking vegetable?
CUCUMBER: Well actually, I taste marvellous in a fancy English sandwich at afternoon tea.

SEA OTTER: Oh, we kinda look the same. I can see why we’ve got the same name. So what’s the deal? You don’t like salt?
OTTER: Watching my sodium, dude.

SPERM WHALE: Yeah, right. It’s all a big joke to you, isn’t it? Arty beardy speccy-four-eyes man writing crap about animals on his bloody Web site, thinking it’s all a great big joke… What, not got any baseball to watch today, you boring fucking nerdy loser?

Written by Craig

August 15th, 2010 at 5:49 pm

Posted in Silly,Stories

Squirrel playing

with one comment

Sadly I spent too much time changing the settings on my camera and missed a good deal of the chasing that was going on. The bird kept flying out of reach, but then coming back to continue. I caught the tail end of them playing, and a whole lot more of the squirrel amusing him/herself.

Written by Craig

July 24th, 2010 at 10:00 pm

Posted in Silly

Matchbook

with 2 comments

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Written by Craig

July 19th, 2010 at 11:56 am

Posted in Artwork,Silly

If you squint

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Written by Craig

February 17th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

Posted in Silly

Hello ∞

with 4 comments

Written by Craig

February 16th, 2010 at 11:19 pm

Posted in Silly

Damn girl

with 3 comments

Damn girl you are so sweet and humble!
Damn girl scout cookies can’t stop eaying ya…nom nom nom
Damn girl stop throwing yourself @ this dude.
Damn girl u luv u sum burgerz huh? Lol

damn girl…2 hours? Smh yall females
Damn girl busted again
Damn girl, your taking forever to come back
damn girl i hope everything works out

damn girl! Ahaha i could easily say the same.
damn girl we use to be friends
Damn girl !! You know we gone get to it tooooooniiiiight toooooonight tooooniiight tooooniiiight!
damn girl get a job there

damn girl, you hurt my side when you said that….
damn girl u must b bored lol
Damn girl! Lol
damn girl, yu gained weight!!

damn girl you dont need this shit.
damn girl tv, couches wat else.
damn girl hand it over til i check out all the hotness :P
damn girl hahaha

damn girl i respect everything ur doing
damn girl where u stay at??
DAMN….GIRL WAT YOU TRYNNA DO?
damn girl damn yous a sexy chiiick

Damn girl, why aren’t we facebook friends?
Damn Girl! You’s A Sexy Chick!
damn girl you got ass like that I know I gotta follow you lol
Damn girl u broke.

Damn girl! I need to learn from you..except I have no booty so there goes that.
Damn girl, growl like a bear
Damn Girl, Is You Ever Gonna #ShutTheHellUp ?
Damn girl!!! I wanna b wit u 4eva!!

http://twitter.com/#search?q=damn%20girl

Previously: Battery’s dead

Written by Craig

February 13th, 2010 at 1:12 am

Posted in Silly

Battery’s dying

with 6 comments

My battery’s dying, for those interested
fuck, the battery’s dying
Shitt, my battery’s dying :(

Ahhhh! My battery’s dying!
Ahhhh! Phone battery’s dying!
Uh-oh battery’s dying. =(

Frack! My battery’s dying!
Damn my battery’s dying
battery’s dying :’(

gahn battery’s dying
ok, battery’s dying, gotta go..
aww battery’s dying :| goodnightt :)

welp battery’s dying
Battery’s dying…fug.
My battery’s dying. . . Crap. :(

My battery’s dying fml
Lol, my phone battery’s dying.
Stupid battery’s dying

AAAAH GOD, MY BATTERY’S DYING!!
UGH… MY BATTERY’S DYING. . N0000000000000000000!
Battery’s dying!!!! Omg!!

Gutted! Battery’s dying
Urgh, my battery’s dying -.-
battery’s dying..no

http://twitter.com/#search?q=battery’s%20dying

Written by Craig

February 4th, 2010 at 10:41 am

Posted in Silly

Self portrait w/ self portrait

with 10 comments

Written by Craig

January 9th, 2010 at 12:55 pm

Posted in Photos,Silly

Döner flamingo

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Got myself a döner kebab on the way home from the pub last night. With the shred of dignity that I had left, I used a plate. I scoffed it down, dripping the juice all over the plate, watched some Seinfeld, and fell asleep. When I got up this morning, I saw that the red cabbage-y stained drips of kebab juice had made a picture of a flamingo.

Written by Craig

December 22nd, 2009 at 3:02 pm

Posted in Silly