Archive for the ‘Silly’ Category
Damn girl you are so sweet and humble!
Damn girl scout cookies can’t stop eaying ya…nom nom nom
Damn girl stop throwing yourself @ this dude.
Damn girl u luv u sum burgerz huh? Lol
damn girl…2 hours? Smh yall females
Damn girl busted again
Damn girl, your taking forever to come back
damn girl i hope everything works out
damn girl! Ahaha i could easily say the same.
damn girl we use to be friends
Damn girl !! You know we gone get to it tooooooniiiiight toooooonight tooooniiight tooooniiiight!
damn girl get a job there
damn girl, you hurt my side when you said that….
damn girl u must b bored lol
Damn girl! Lol
damn girl, yu gained weight!!
damn girl you dont need this shit.
damn girl tv, couches wat else.
damn girl hand it over til i check out all the hotness :P
damn girl hahaha
damn girl i respect everything ur doing
damn girl where u stay at??
DAMN….GIRL WAT YOU TRYNNA DO?
damn girl damn yous a sexy chiiick
Damn girl, why aren’t we facebook friends?
Damn Girl! You’s A Sexy Chick!
damn girl you got ass like that I know I gotta follow you lol
Damn girl u broke.
Damn girl! I need to learn from you..except I have no booty so there goes that.
Damn girl, growl like a bear
Damn Girl, Is You Ever Gonna #ShutTheHellUp ?
Damn girl!!! I wanna b wit u 4eva!!
Previously: Battery’s dead
My battery’s dying, for those interested
fuck, the battery’s dying
Shitt, my battery’s dying :(
Ahhhh! My battery’s dying!
Ahhhh! Phone battery’s dying!
Uh-oh battery’s dying. =(
Frack! My battery’s dying!
Damn my battery’s dying
battery’s dying :’(
gahn battery’s dying
ok, battery’s dying, gotta go..
aww battery’s dying :| goodnightt :)
welp battery’s dying
My battery’s dying. . . Crap. :(
My battery’s dying fml
Lol, my phone battery’s dying.
Stupid battery’s dying
AAAAH GOD, MY BATTERY’S DYING!!
UGH… MY BATTERY’S DYING. . N0000000000000000000!
Battery’s dying!!!! Omg!!
Gutted! Battery’s dying
Urgh, my battery’s dying -.-
Got myself a döner kebab on the way home from the pub last night. With the shred of dignity that I had left, I used a plate. I scoffed it down, dripping the juice all over the plate, watched some Seinfeld, and fell asleep. When I got up this morning, I saw that the red cabbage-y stained drips of kebab juice had made a picture of a flamingo.