Home > If I had all the time in the world (writing, 2011)

If I had all the time in the world
To do whatever I pleased
I'd buy a pair of scissors
I'd buy some Scotch tape
(Preferably with one of those nice, weighty, black dispensers)
I'd give the Scotch tape a little sniff because it smells nice
Before that, though, I would learn how to open locks
And buy some cat burglar clothes
And then I'd break into every office and every house in every town in every land
And I'd cut the Sundays off the calendars
And stick them at the end of the week
I would cut and tape
Cut and tape
Cute and tap
(Is a nice typo to make)
Because Sundays belong at the end of the week.