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Because of the inevitable anger that builds up inside of me when I shop at Kaiser's, I've decided to let Geocities perform the service of hosting the venting of my anger.
Whenever I leave the store, I feel it building up inside of me, and I walk home with my freshly purchased milk mumbling to myself and fantasising about the great waves of custard and such that could flush that store away, like the blood that comes out of the lift in "The Shining".
Except, that's no use, because I need this Kaiser's. It's where I buy my milk. And milk is good.
So to save all my anger building up and giving me health problems, I'm venting.
Hopefully the venting will give me a smile.
You never know, someone might read this, and it might give them a smile too.
Someone from Kaiser's might read this, and it might give them a smile too.
Someone from Kaiser's Head Office might read this, and it might get some people sacked. Yay.
It doesn't matter if they do. All that matters is that I stop filling up with hatred every time I need some milk.