Home > Recession (writing, 2008)
BANK GUY: Erm, chaps, erm... well, looking at these spreadsheets... we're in a bit of bother here.
STOCKMARKET GUY: Waaaaaahhh! Pa-fucking-nic!
TV NEWS GUY: Doom! Gloom!
TABLOID NEWSPAPER GUY: Doom! Gloom! Boobs!
GOVERNMENT GUY: We believe the measures we've put in place can turn the economy around in the very near future.
ME: Huh? What's going on?
MOST OTHER PEOPLE: This is looking bad, let's shop at the cheap supermarket this week, eh?
LOUIS VUITTON: Jeez, I dunno what it is, but I still love my initials.
photo of Louis Vuitton shop, E 57th St, New York, Christmas 2008